The Jacobs Family: Hilarious!

Macey came running up to me this morning and said, "Look! I'm the Statue of Liberty!"

Macey-isms

A sign she hung on the bathroom doorknob: I dont thenck you wont to go in here bekus it is stenke.

I'm not yawning, I'm just stretching my mouth.

I just don't understand why she is clubbing me like a baby seal!

I wish that there wasn't such a thing as making kids get up really early for school.

Carrots without ranch are like my ex-boyfriends; I like them, but I don't love them.

From now until I totally forget, I am going to be honest.

Nana: "Oh, I have the worst memory."
Macey: "Not to be rude, but if you say you do, you probably do."

Can we listen to rock? Because every country song is about boyfriends and breaking up.

Heidi-isms

Watching Daddy change her newborn brother's diaper: Ooooooh, that one has a tail.

Mom, you're my special girl.

Dad, can I have the nut sack (bag of trail mix)?

My new fish makes my heart feel so shiny.

Heidi: Did you know that I can see God?
Me: Oh really? Where is he?
Heidi: He's in my heart, and he says, "I looooooooooove you Heidi!"

Poke-a-nots = polkadots

Mom, you know I love you? (At least ten times every day)

(When her and her friend Mark from school got into an argument:) Mark and I broke up. (The next day after school:) Mark and I came together again.

My work here is done.

Mommy, you are full of goodness.

The Jacobs Family

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Hilarious!

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